Anyone can come – and also get a Virus Jaukerl: In Vienna, the first Puff vaccination is starting in the Funpalast. With a brothel voucher as a goodie.
“The Viennese 4B rule for vaccination is now accompanied by a fifth B”, the Funpalast operators are happy to say “Today”-Conversation. Bus, boat, Bim, Billa – and brothel. Vienna is different, and that’s a good thing. From November 1st you can pick up the Corona Jaukerl in the Liesinger Saunaclub. “This is definitely the more attractive option. Our leisure facility belongs to the health department. As usual for a brothel, anyone can come here – and pick up their free stitches without an appointment,” says Laufhaus manager Peter Laskaris.
Free entry to Jaukerl
And there is even a second free trick: “Funpalast boss Christoph Lielacher gives everyone free entry. So vaccination is free, but certainly not free,” says Laskaris. He also has an excuse for all brothel vaccinators who are more or less fortunate: “Honey, I was vaccinated today at the ‘Gustav Klimt Monument’, which is known to be in front of the Funpalast.”
Click through: Samira takes care of those who have been vaccinated
After-program until 4 p.m.
With a (night) local inspection of “Today” the girls were already looking forward to the Jaukerln: “It’ll be fun, I’ll personally take care of every guest,” said Samira. From November 1st, every Monday from 4 p.m. to 10 p.m., those willing to vaccinate have the chance to receive one of the officially approved vaccines. The after-program then goes on until 4 a.m.
Women and kids are also welcome
And since, after all, the same law must apply to everyone, women and young people are not excluded either. Even if that required a bit of creativity: “Impfstraße is accessible to everyone via the smallest gym in the world, the ‘Klimt Body & More’ studio.”
Vaccination info for the Funpalast
Address: Richard Strauss Straße 8, 1230 Vienna
Vaccination appointments: 11/1/2021, 11/8/2021, 11/15/2021, 11/22/2021, 11/29/2021 always from 4 p.m. to 10 p.m.
Please bring the following with you to the vaccination:
➤ Photo ID
➤ e-card (if available)
➤ Children under 14 years of age are required to be accompanied by a person with legal custody.